Lyrics

Last update: September Fri 14, 2007 (18:34 PDT)

I’m comin from the Tribe and I ain’t talkin bout quest

I mean the people with the Chai hangin over their chest

Friday night, shabbos dinner, got the Levitts in the House

With their bubbe always pourin Manischewitz in my mouth

Challah back (challah back) if what I’m saying rings true

Get them graggers in the air and make some noise for this Jew

[Chorus]

They call me…Chozinn, cuz that’s my people

We prayin in the shul, not under the steeple

Yea I’m, Chozinn, you’d better believe

Mezuzah on the door I’m representin’ the Heebs

[x2]

Rollin’ into Minyan lookin badass like a villain

Got the tallis on my shoulders, arm and head with t’fillin

Always thinkin bout gelt, I ain’t talkin bout sweets

You can find me late at night, spinnin’ dreidel in the streets

I got the shiksas all hot, they want my kosher soul

But ain’t no way I’m showin them my sheet with the hole

I’m texting Rivkah, Chana, Sarah, Leah, Rochel

Always mack the JDate, the Hebraic Brothel

[Chorus]

They call me…Chozinn, cuz that’s my people

We prayin in the shul, not under the steeple

Yea I’m, Chozinn, I rhyme with precision

Faster than the moyel at my circumcision

[x2]

That’s right, Chozinn is here, and I’m lookin irate

You got your milk and your meat on the same [oy vey] plate

I don’t eat pork, bacon, lobster or shrimp

And I’mma be the first one make the OU pimp

We got our matzoh ball, kugel, rugelach, gefilte fishes

Head on down to Yonah Schimmels - his knish is delicious

I can spend a few more shekels just to keep it gourmet

Cuz my brother the accountant does my 401(k)

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